Carmody Central is a lifestyle podcast centered around real topics in culture, comedy, sexuality, and "the unknown." Each episode features one topic and guest, ranging from comedians, specialists, drag queens, and more. Jennifer Carmody hosts her namesake podcast without reserve, in a free form style allowing the topic to breathe and often go in unusual directions. It can best be described as eavesdropping on your neighbor's psychotic conversations.

Gay baby bother and Jenn discuss what sucks about straight men.  I bring up how its not fair that only gay guys go the extra mile to look hot, but that’s women’s fault for being too understanding. My brother hates that straight guys are getting too gay friendly, it’s confusing.  Since he’s never been with a woman, I think its important that we go over the anatomy of the vagina. He has to learn one day, so I explain some things that any 9th grade boy should know. He asks questions about the G-spot, when we talk about my abnormally large vagina and tentacle porn.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:59am EDT
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This was my 2nd attempt recording an episode with Bobby, we first recorded in his hi-tech studio and it sounded like we did it with 2 cups and a shoe lace in our treehouse. So we ended up talking about a completely unexpected topic and we get into some heavy stuff. More than I would have liked to share probably.  Bobby talks about getting arrested for the first time at 10 years old, losing his virginity on a dunlop windbreaker, being a follower, and learning to fit in.  As for me, I thought Tijuana, Mexico was in San Diego. Then, I explain how I got arrested with my lesbian mother-lover when I was 18 and making prank phone calls from jail.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT
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Surprised that I called him a friend, Dwayne and I agree we are friends even though we only talked once before.  Last Episodes of TV Shows brought me to the conclusion that I’ve never understood the last episode of any show... which is embarassing because I consider myself a writer.  We talk about Dexter, Breaking Bad, Lost, the Sopranos. We also touch on shows like Game of Thrones that you can know the ending if you want to read 7000 pages first, exactly… we are just going to wait it out too. Why we love American Horror Story and some other TV talk. 

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:07pm EDT
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Myrone feels the pressure when I ask, “What do guys find sexy?” but he is determined to defend all things with a penis against my harsh judgement on the topic. He searches for an answer while we dissect the way that women and men answer questions differently… we completely agree but answer in a completely different ways.  We address the sliding scale of guys ranking a woman from 1-10, I try to get to the bottom of it.  He tries to simplify the way guys think sexually, he basically proves my theory.  We discuss how men don’t notice things that we try so hard to impress them with and the formula of when women go crazy. 

 

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:42pm EDT
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First episode of Carmody Central and so excited to have Colin Quinn as my first guest.  We talk about new diseases, Colin brings up sex addiction vs. over indulgence and we discuss whether people see real diseases and pretend in order to justify their own behavior? We also discuss boiling a pineapple, jumping in the subway tracks, and how male actors are infuriatingly sexy nowadays. Some other topics we touch on, tabloids, paparazzi, sex clubs, catholic school, and choosing the sex of your baby.  New religions involving alien experiences and I try to convince Colin why there’s an Alien headquarters in North Bergen, NJ. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:22pm EDT
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