Carmody Central is a lifestyle podcast centered around real topics in culture, comedy, sexuality, and "the unknown." Each episode features one topic and guest, ranging from comedians, specialists, drag queens, and more. Jennifer Carmody hosts her namesake podcast without reserve, in a free form style allowing the topic to breathe and often go in unusual directions. It can best be described as eavesdropping on your neighbor's psychotic conversations.

A group of awkward individuals come together to discuss this new wave of cool slang words that we sound like complete dorks talking about.  This was one of the first episodes ever recorded so bear with me.  Some friends, Ric Rosario and Jason Von Glass join to talk about words like Amaze-balls and YOLO, and we embarrass ourselves by realizing we have already started using these words.  My friend Baby Jen also chimes in, while we talk about living in Hollywood and getting scammed on the street regularly by an old lady who keeps tricking us.

 

Direct download: Slang_Words_Episode.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:59am EDT
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Sorry I smoked way too much weed before this and now my voice sounds like I'm trying to smoke the mic too.   I wanted release a mini episode to thank all the listeners for their support and to explain more about What Carmody Central Podcast is all about... but I kind of forgot to answer it fully... it's cool you get this jist. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT
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My family discusses my mother’s interesting parenting techniques.  Particularly one time when she found Ecstasy in my purse and instead of grounding me, she pretended to take it herself.  As well as, fun memories of her hunting us down at parties and throwing my boyfriend on the hood of a car.  She talks about falling in a ditch and breaking her ankle, and my sister and I laugh at my mom's constant injuries. This Carmody Moment is extra personal sadly all true. 

Direct download: Carmody_Central_Childhood_Memories_Mom_Sis.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT
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This episode is very personal to me because Jim is my favorite person next to Jelly.  So we talked about something super not personal to a avoid anything weird coming up and discuss privacy in the most vague way possible.  Jim thinks the NSA is good because it gives "people a taste of their own medicine." He's so extreme, I love and hate it. This time I hated it.  I change the subject to women who fuck public figures then sell their crappy little story for some extra twitter followers.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT
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Chip and I talk about our history, when he bombed in Montreal and I hooked up with him out of sympathy. Chip shares some personal information about his mother and a memorable birthday party from his childhood. He talks about how chicks loved him in High School, and his successful music career with his hit band Sick Fucking Puppies. His blossoming comedy career, and his friendship with the president. Chip’s mother, Dolores, pops in but is quickly kicked out and replaced with a special appearance by Edgar Mellencamp. Uncle Paul takes over and with his sick stories. Just in time for Chip to come back and tell us about some of his most memorable injuries.  

Direct download: Carmody_Central_Ep_8_-_Chip_Chipperson_Exclusive_Interview.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:11pm EDT
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My handwriting changes for everything because I’m psychotic, her’s stays the same every time because she’s also psychotic but in a different way. Hanging with my long term friend back in the good old, Jersey City, my hometown.  Talking about how life has changed for us, she talks about becoming a parent and I tell her my biggest fear as a chid was immaculate conception. We talk about Russia, coming to America and the terror of your children going through puberty.  Shit gets spiritual, but we bring it back, drunkenly discuss relationships, and I explain how I only date short men so they can’t beat me up. She suggest that I forgive and shit gets spiritual again and we leave on a sweet moment. 

Direct download: Carmody_Central_Ep_7_-_Drunk_and_Honest_with_Yelena.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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What an appropriate topic...we start with positions and discuss Missionary Sex… and my special nickname for it.  Amy loves morning sex but my breath ruins it for me.  We scared Amy’s sister, Kim out of her own bedroom and talk about stupid things that people say during sex, my intimacy issues.  And the amazing topics, good/bad kissers, penis size, pretty vaginas, and we revisit Amy’s amazing statement about women hating the cumshot in porn.  I bring it back to humiliation, men’s sensitivity and sexual rejection. 

Direct download: Carmody_Central_Ep6_Sex_with_Amy_Schumer.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:35am EDT
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