Carmody Central is a lifestyle podcast centered around real topics in culture, comedy, sexuality, and "the unknown." Each episode features one topic and guest, ranging from comedians, specialists, drag queens, and more. Jennifer Carmody hosts her namesake podcast without reserve, in a free form style allowing the topic to breathe and often go in unusual directions. It can best be described as eavesdropping on your neighbor's psychotic conversations.

The hilarious Choni Francis is back and we are talking about the important things.  Donald Trump, Cali Kush, and instagram stalking.  Also, we talk about men lying to their girls and how they have no reason at all to do so.  We talk about race and Choni shares how he found out he was black.  I share how my 5th grade class found out I was white and got mad at me for it.  The race topic continues as we talk about police brutality, the civil rights movement being peaceful and how police are more easily fired for silly shit than real wrong doings. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:54pm EDT
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One year later, my near and dear friend Brian Lynch is back.  Our Similarities as friends, the way we are like dogs and don't want to show any signs of weakness.  The type to go die alone in secrecy.  We come to some light theory that people who had siblings that basically tortured them are afraid to show venerability.  Talking about some heavy shit, like Syrian refugees, lighter topics like Mr. Bernie Sanders... and we finish off reading some hate comments from my youtube channel.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:09am EDT
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We are talking about everything today with one of my favorite guests of all time, the hilarious Delanie Fischer.  Weddings, Relationships, and sex... until shit gets Kinky.  We are talking about our weird sexual experiences, which is quite insightful and slightly creepy.  Enjoy, and don't judge you prude!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:16pm EDT
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Cocktails with Myrone, basically I got him drunk and gave him some weird cigarettes before recording.  We are all over the place, I die about 15 mins into this episode and my ghost comes back to be a guest on Myrone’s podcast.  I gave him the podcast in my will because it’s my only possession and he’s the only person who wants it. We are both coughing the entire episode so don’t listen on high volume as you may end up deaf. Brace yourselves. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:24pm EDT
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Sara Weinshenk is a hilarious comedian wrapped up in the cutest package I've ever seen.  Her blue hair, funky style and big brown eyes can best be described as "adorbs," she is a great guest and a whole lotta fun.  We are talking about snacks, since she hosts Tuesday's Snacks Podcast.  We are also talking about, plastic skull goblets, growing up in LA, comedy, the club scene and how much times have changed. 

Direct download: SaraWeinshenkCarmodyCentralPodcast.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:57pm EDT
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This is the second half of last weeks episode, all the dark and deep shit is hidden in this episode.  We are talking about how playgrounds are empty but dog parks are full.  People set up play dates for their dogs but their children play on an iPad.  Parenting is getting so hard, while meanwhile its easier than ever.  We are taking about Ashley’s grandma who served in WW2, which is crazy interesting.  Also, how people born after 9/11 and never were alive in the world we lived in before that day.  Also, we get sad talking about loss, losing family members, and we talk about woman’s issues, rape, and shit gets real.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:58pm EDT
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Ashley Currie is back for more, I love having her on, we can talk forever. 

This week we are talking about cat fishing, how I’ve been cat fished every time I’ve attempted to online date.  Also, we are talking about dick pics and how sometimes guys send a pic of someone else’s dick.  We don’t understand the logic, but it happens.  Also, we are talking about movies from our childhood and how it may have lead to an alarming number of depressed people.  I mean, I’m still sad about Artex sinking in the swamp of sadness and that was in the 80s.  

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:58pm EDT
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Finally got Myrone back, and it wasn't cheap! However, we take this episode to a whole new low.  We are talking about public shower, getting naked before you take a shit, the presidential election, rape and MORE!! Don't miss this delightful episode!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:31pm EDT
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Another ridiculous episode with my brother and I, we are talking about chain letters, the Pope, Kim Davis, Gay Rights, Philadelphia, my brother's weird obsession from childhood, we go into our Location Services and take look at Frequent Locations which gives him a panic attack.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:32am EDT
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Jose and I are talking about the polyamorous lifestyle and we get into the details of Jose's Poly Life.  TLC, please make a reality show called that starring Jose Sarduay. Anyway, this is all really interesting, he talks about going from being a player to being honest about wanting multiple relationships.  Surprisingly so, it seems more responsible than your average monogamous person... from the looks of it, being undersexed leads to bad decisions and having 4 girlfriends leads to responsible decisions.  He talks about women eventually moving on to get married or serious with other men.  We are talking about date rape, culture, and how young boys should be taught more about their own bodies and Jose explains how important it is to control your urges.  

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Category:Dating & Relationships -- posted at: 3:07am EDT
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Today my friend Milo Erikson is joining me and we are talking about the big WWE match that is the world we live in.  Everyone playing a good guy or bad guy version of themselves.  How Kim Kardashian is an actress in this movie we call life and how each of us is playing along.  We are talking about annoying hashtags, full of shit people on social media, attention seekers, stalking people on social media until we hate ourselves.  Comparing ourselves to others but we pull it all back, and realize we are totally fine, have everything we need and should be completely fucking happy and stop bitching.  Then we promote our social media, because we are hypocrites like that ;)

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Category:Social Media -- posted at: 10:44pm EDT
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The amazingly talented Scout Durwood is dropping in and we are talking about her new album "Woman of Whimsy."  Also, a little about her journey in NY with burlesque and stand up comedy which eventually lead her to make the best of both worlds with this impressive album. Not only is it funny but I’m impressed how good the music is. And you’re not gonna believe it, but she’s also a really sweet awesome person.  We talk about being sustainable and environmentally conscious.  Which is exhausting and rewarding at the same time.  We reminisce on all those documentaries that forced us to be this way.  Scout has a great idea about global karma and a way to make people aware of their choices.  It is strange how being more aware of this makes you feel like more of a dick, even though you’re actually being less of one. Also, those teenagers who were charged with child porn because they sexted dirty pics to each other.  Not sure were we stand on this but we discuss it, and I’m guilty of it… in fact, a large portion of my life story can be told through photos I’ve sexted.  So not sure how I feel… other topics are Reality TV, social media, and how hard it is to adopt a dog. Song Excerpts are available on iTunes "Good Night Big Apple" and “Prius” Make sure you download Scout’s whole album it’s hilarious, smart, and her timing is ridiculous. 

Direct download: ScoutDurwoodCarmodyCentralPodcast.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:27am EDT
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What an awesome guest Delanie Fischer is! This is our first time meeting each other and I think she's my new best friend.  She let me talk about all my favorite things, big penises, humiliating stories and realizing I'm the worst dancer ever.  Delanie is absolutely hilarious, discussing hook-ups, her secret dancing talents, and the only way to find true love is leave LA... but that sounds boring so fuck love, just find someone you can deal with.  Check out her webseries Two Inches Apart and make sure you follow her, because one day you will see her dancing on a McDonald's commercial and be like damn I should have been her friend while I had the chance. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:17am EDT
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Part 2 of this hilarious episode, with Ashley Currie we are talking about Science, God, Aliens, Karma, Reverse Speech and a bunch of other weird stuff. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00am EDT
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Ashley is one of my favorite guests, every time she is on we break the record of longest episode. So this time I divided it into 2 episodes. We are just so DARN INTERESTING and cannot be stopped… so please don’t try.  We are talking about a little bit of everything, pets, rich people, getting treated like a peasant in Malibu, and how everyone thinks they are the exception but just wants a chance to be like everyone else.  Plagiarism, since TheFatJew has finally been stopped, and how sometimes people accidentally steal jokes.  Hilarious discussion about Karma, God, Aliens, and getting scared.  

Direct download: StopDirtyingtheSandCarmodyCentral.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:22pm EDT
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Psychotherapist and anxiety specialist, John Tsilimparis, is back and this time we are discussing addiction.  We start with the basics, is it a mental illness? Does self esteem play a role in developing addiction? We discuss overall destructive behavior without substance use and addictive personality types.  We talk about celebrities having the mental make up to develop an addiction.  Then we talk about a pressing topic, the true epidemic in the country, opiates.  We are discussing oxycotin’s origins, their sales, fatal overdoses and the doctor’s that carelessly prescribe them.  

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Category:Psychology -- posted at: 4:13am EDT
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In a previous episode, I joked that Borderline Personality Disorder is a made up illness.  Ryan is here to shut me up once and for all, as a sufferer of BPD, he explains how frustrating it is to have people like me who know nothing on the topic say it’s not real.  We are talking about anxiety, being mean to people, confidence, doing comedy and social media.  Our discussion leads to spirituality and we briefly talk about God, New Age, Indigo Children, and magic.  None of which Ryan believes in, while I on the other hand do believe there are elements of all of those topics that are based in some truth.  Which leads us to talk about science, which I do not believe is pure fact because it is constantly disproven and replaced with new information.  As well as, being influenced by whoever is paying for the experiment.   So I believe that these ideas and discussions we have about magic etc are just the beginning of finding evidence.  Overall, its a really interesting episode and theres a lot to think about.  Make sure you don’t miss this one.  

Direct download: RyanBourassaCarmodyCentral.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:06am EDT
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This is my attempt at recording a caller, and guess who calls in... my brother! We are talking about Apple Cult, Google is God, Joining the Verizon fellowship and my attempt at getting a Droid.  I was literally intercepted from leaving Apple. We are talking about stalkers, porn, and a very interesting masturbation talk.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:48am EDT
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The hilarious and talented Carl Tart is back and we are talking about traffic, being late and really explain the process of deciding to be on time.  Smelly cheese and old wine, are they really getting better with time?  Also we are talking about some different race issues, Carl explains why all black colleges and BET are not racist but were actually created out of necessity not intentional separation.  We are also talking a bit about black culture, McDonald's directly trying to target black people, and how everyone having a voice is a good thing for society. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:35pm EDT
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BK is back and we are chatting about, Go Commandos, an underwear replacement for women.  Seriously, he invented this genuis product! So we are talking about celebrity crotch shots, why underwear suck, and how this whole idea came about.  Also we are talking about losing your temper, being provoked, and how working with customers makes you hate comminicating all together.  Why I prefer small talk to hearing about your problems, and my favorite topic ever... Caitlyn Jenner. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:58pm EDT
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Choni is keeping it real, we are talking about all types of serious topics combined with some not so serious ones.  We talk about Rachael Dolezal and have an honest conversation about race.  Also, Houston, TX... Choni's hometown which he gives a solid endorsement for and expects a check from.  Also we are talking about Tumblr porn, which is the future of ADD jerk off material.  We get serious again, talk about rape... then we get silly and share tequila stories.  Don't miss this one!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:19pm EDT
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John is a psychotherapist specializing in OCD, anxiety disorders, phobias and more.  He’s the author of “Retrain for Anxious Brain” and he is here today to answer some questions about OCD.  First we are discussing, the levels of OCD and how minor tendencies can actually be beneficial to a person.  He explains that these tendencies can lay dormant or be functional for a long period of time before getting triggered and turning into impairing OCD.  We talk about the differences of OCD and OCPD, personality disorders… I ask him about this new “Selfie Disorder” that just was announced earlier this week.  We talk about hoarding and how it’s the same but opposite to OCD. And we are talking about if its genetic or developed. This is a really informative episode, so share with anyone you know suffering with OCD or anxiety. 

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Category:Psychology -- posted at: 6:23pm EDT
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This episode goes out to Hertford, England!  Thanks for all the downloads, although I have no idea how I am so popular there.  The amount of downloads I have there, the mayor should have invited Myrone Sumner and I there to visit by now!! We also got Vlad Perez in the background, who has zero tolerance for Myrone's shitty maid.  Caitlyn Jenner is a topic of discussion, we dissect the trans topic, and I like to play ignorance's advocate by stating "How did Bruce know what it felt like to be a woman?" Not fair Caitlyn doesnt get a period, and more unfair that Caitlyn beat a girl with a luekemia and amputee track star for the ESPY award of courage. Lots to think about... these views do not represent the actual well thought out views of Jennifer Carmody.  I may have to apologize for this one.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:55am EDT
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Hilarious and Talented, Carla Valderrama, stops in to chat about her extreme behavior, her love for blow pops, and relationships.  She's also a kick ass babysitter ready to take responsiblity for kids who's parents take things too lightly.  We talk about moving around, living in LA and getting sober.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:49pm EDT
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This is one of the older episodes of Carmody Central with comedian Jose Sarduy.  We originally were going to have a funny conversation about growing up Catholic, but it turned into a heated convo about whether God exists at all.  I personally struggle with those ideals, but here's the dialog of us working it out. 

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Category:Religion -- posted at: 1:19am EDT
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Bryan, known as Birdman, in the street art scene is a lifestyle photographer that captures some of the most well known artists in their element.  He travels with the most sought after graffiti artists around the world and documents their work before it’s knocked down or covered up.  Bryan shares how he became a photographer and how he just fell into the scene through hobby.  We talk about instagram photographers, working with models, and Birdman’s travels throughout Europe. 

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Category:Street Art -- posted at: 8:00pm EDT
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What a fun and interesting podcast, Yoshi Obayashi, is a hilarious comedian and damn he really got me thinking.  We talking travel, porn, family life, and culture.   We talk about fucked up people coming from good parents and good people coming from fucked up parents.  We're talking about Trannies, pedophillia, what makes women attractive, and what its like for people to immigrate to the US.  Plus, we support slutty Asians and tough Russians. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:06pm EDT
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The talented Dwayne Colbert is back! Today we are talking about the past, the future, and the present.  We were so simple as children, nowadays children's lives are complicated with social media and all those cool hi-tech toys.  We reminise about old tv sets, adjusting the antena and using foil to get a better signal.  We speculate about the future, if people will need the concept of right and wrong, good and bad, will our imaginations deteriorate?  Also we talk about the here and now of working in a creative career.  Failure, being awful at something, and willing to be uncomfortable are all needed  in order to progress to the next step. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:08pm EDT
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Nathan Rossi and French Cousin join today to talk about French people and how Americans are jealous of their vibes.  Plus, they perserve their culture... which is a reocurring topic today. Also, why do people want to share their bad shit... like drugs? Might as well talk about meth, pharmacueticals and whether or not adderol turns you into the hulk.  Shit gets deep and we discuss God, and not so deep when we talk about doctors legally needing a witness when touching your "private parts."

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:16pm EDT
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I wanted to repost my guest apperance on Dark Match Wrestling Podcast called The Female Perspective.  We are talking about our old wrestling days back when I was Billy's manager and our old variety show we made called Badger Nation TV.  How we stole his mother in law's car to bring him to Wrestle Mania back in the day.  We talk about everyone in wrestling getting sued, Zumba, Goth Thugs, Hardy Boys, Lita... Dudley Boys, and we do an awesome round of trivia.  So much fun make sure you subscribe to them!

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Today we are talking about taxes and getting a restraining order against the IRS.  We talk about Ric's cat allergy, avoiding opening mail and spending money.  We consider making a economics podcast instead of this. We talk about Nerdiness. The conversation takes an interesting turn when we talk about transgender.  I seem like an ignorant asshole because I talk about how tranny pornstar sex workers don't want to be women, they want to be sex bots.  Which is fine, be anything you want, just don't pretend you want to be a woman when you just want to be a slut.  This rant comes to a halt when my biological female neighbor interupts with her loud sex we hear through the wall.  Proving there is no shortage of slutty biological women and I should just shut my mouth.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:50pm EDT
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Comedian Ruben Paul joins Carmody Central today to chat about success, being humble, paying your dues, and hard work.  You know all those things that unspoiled people like to talk about.  This is a great episode because we talk a lot about honesty in your work, expressing yourself, and being comfortable with sharing your truths.  

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Category:Motivational -- posted at: 8:45pm EDT
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Witty and Pretty, Melissa Stetten, joins to talk about a little of everything.  First, my odd obsession with her... which includes me having a bunch of weird dreams about her.  Followed by, I basically want to be her and steal her face... and her writing career. Can I be Melissa one day? That aside, we talk about lying about your age, modeling, people being people... and the new scientology movie. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:20pm EDT
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Damien Bodie is a great Austrialian actor joining me today and we are talking about Adulthood.  Those small moments that make you realize you're not a child anymore. Like having a fresh roll of toilet paper BEFORE it runs out and you dont have to substitute with another type of less soft paper.  Or shopping for food and not buying all candy and chips, but getting real food too.  Being an adult isn't easy but it's funny when you realize it has begun.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:08pm EDT
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My brother is joining me once again and we are just chatting in the most politically incorrect way possible. You know, the way you talk to your family when no one is listening.  Well we recorded it, and today we are talking about the Asian Market, Italian Family Culture, Closet Gay people, realizing you're gay andf our fucked up family.  Please Enjoy. No, you Enjoy.

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Category:Social Issues -- posted at: 7:40pm EDT
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BK Phillips is a great fashion designer based out of LA, but first he shares a story about beating up a guy on Fox News and going viral.  Next we talk about Game Shows and how BK was actually a contestant on Dog Eat Dog.  Fashion, art, and the apocolypse are all on topic for this episode.

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Category:Fashion -- posted at: 3:57pm EDT
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This is a replay of my appearance The Jim Norton Show on SiriusXM. Callers ask anonymous questions on Sex, Cross Dressing, Methadone, Cheating and Virginity. 

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Category:Advice -- posted at: 12:06am EDT
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Back in Jersey City and I am so lucky to have these guys on my podcast.  I have the entire crew from Dark Match Wrestling Podcast, Billy, Mike, and Nick.  These guys are hilarious and we are taking a little trip down memory lane.  Billy and I were best friends in High School and we share some great stories from our rebellious years.  Now we are have been reunited through podcasting.  Also, we talk about Mike and how he literally walks everywhere... in SHORTS! I had two pairs of pants on.  Meanwhile, Nick is the Ultimate Fan of wrestling and an overall hilarious guy.  I love their podcast, please make sure to check it out and subscribe to these guys on itunes.

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Category:Wrestling -- posted at: 4:10pm EDT
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Carmody Central's reigning champ, Myrone Sumner, is back... don't act surprised.  We are talking about current events, the Grammys... Kanye picking on skinny white people on Beyonce's behalf, Kardashian bullshit in general, Bruce Jenner, Valentine's Day, and Myrone shares the more strategic break up he's ever seen.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:48pm EDT
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The lovely, Ashley Diane Currie, joins me today to talk about tons of topics.  I didnt even realize how long this podcast went over time I was having such a great time talking.  We talk about weird baby names, we are both from NY so we compare LA living, we talk about relationships, privacy, guys watching porn, and of course Bruce Jenner's sex change.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT
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My favorite person on earth joins me for a nice chat about a little of everything.  Jim Norton!! Yay! I'm not lying when I say he's my best friend so glad to have him on.  We talk about his underwear, NY vs LA, and about Jim's childhood.  We talk about his parents, Jimmy Robinson his imaginary friend that used to pick on little Jimmy Norton.  We talk about self deprecation, self hatred, bad habits, and growing up in the 70s... not that I would know anything about it.  Enjoy this treat!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:56pm EDT
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Carmody Central's bottom bish, Myrone Sumner, is back once again and better than ever cause he just got over being sick.  Well we both did and we are tracing our steps to find the culprit.  Also criticism, people’s opinions and feedback, why they’re important but also completely annoying and discouraging. Receiving criticism from people your dating, like thats fuckings fun.  Also, Valentine’s Day, 50 Shades of Grey, and shitty vague answers to direct questions.  I talk about the book I'm writing and how my phone is out to get me.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT
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The lovely and gorgeous Camilla Cleese joins to talk about attractive women, growing up an insanely tall blonde, fitting in, bullying, dating, and cat fishing.  We talk sex, penises, my obses vagina, comedy, LA and tons more.  The point is pretty women can be funny too, don't just think that shit is for ugly people. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:24am EDT
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