Amy Schumer talks dick size, Colin Quinn talks body image, the begining of gyms, sex clubs and AIDS, Jim Norton talks about privacy, Robert Kelly got arrested at 10 years old, Chip Chipperson is a fucking liar, Edgar Mellencamp & Uncle Paul drop in, my gay little brother talks shit on comfortable straight men, and my mom admits she liked hitting us sometimes.  If you only download one episode of Carmody Central, let this be the one.  

The End is near... not the apocolypse, just another year.  Another reason to look back at our lives and feel like shit about it... judging ourselves by the accomplishments of the year.  Well my friend, Lucy Arnell, is joining to talk about a bunch of random pointless stuff.  She tells us about getting robbed, I talk about my sleeping habits.... and yea, other stuff. Check it out.

Tis the season for depression, rape accusations and figuring out if you need to get your booty call a Christmas gift.  My hilarious friend, Myrone Sumner, joins to discuss ugly sweater parties, group texts and reserfacing exes.  This would not be complete without addressing how Bill Cosby came into our living rooms and raped America.  Intro Music by Brian Lynch.

My dear friend, Brian Lynch, joins to discuss motivation.  But instead we have a highly unmotivated conversation about a little bit of everything, from my stinky refridgerator, to girls smashing valuables when they get drunk, to how I can only swim with one hand because my throat is too big. Enjoy this randomness... I'm in a terrible mood and Brian tries to make me feel more motivated while I shit on everything.